bitch, tf me too
tbh honestly surprised I haven't been dragged yet lol

craicen:

zayn is bad at rapping but if he dropped an album i’d still buy it and pretend like its the best thing i’ve ever heard

Reblogged from 23yo, Posted by catastrophicconondrums.
toyota:

the original hunties

toyota:

the original hunties

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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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*brings a girl home*

  • me: welcome to my twisted mind

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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taintanthony:

when your dentist tells you you have perfect teeth 

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dierwolf:

i hope 2015 me will stop having crushes on ppl who pay the slightest bit of attention to me

vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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