nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

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africandad:

africanmommy:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

and he has a small weewee

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(via jesussbabymomma)

bonjourhaz:

fuck, you’re so tight,” Harry whispers as he tries to pull his pants up the other leg

(via baeff)

tup0ck:

*buys heroine*

(Source: georgegillies, via gnarly)

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

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ilikeyouandvodka:

So I heard you like bad girls. I don’t mean to brag but I straight up murdered a person once.

(via shouldnt)

ejacutastic:

THIS GOES FOR EVERY ANIMAL EVER. if you get an animal for your kid, that animal is still your responsibility. you need to research their care and you need to double check that it’s carried out properly and if your kid gets bored, SURPRISE it’s your responsibility now.

basically, your 8 year old kid can barely take care of themselves don’t even pretend like they can provide proper care for an exotic animal with specific (sometimes very difficult to meet) needs without some sort of guidance. teach your kids the importance of looking into proper care and providing it like my mom did instead of letting the animal suffer while you sit around apathetic.

also, letting your kid make an animal suffer and ultimately die is not a “good lesson” for them. animals aren’t inanimate objects.

kittenstyles:

i hope harry brings back the american flag bandana for the US leg of the tour 

(via harryspocket)

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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