shady hunty
tbh honestly surprised I haven't been dragged yet lol

twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

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bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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cynnchestra:

aw man i dropped my iphone

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nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

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