If you don’t know the difference between lose and loose then yes.


Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via jesussbabymomma)


*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via 5secondsofhotaussies)


it’s like puberty is only focused on Luke Hemmings not that i’m complaining but i would like to get some puberty action as well

(via imintothebassist)


yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via fake-mermaid)


innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(via imintothebassist)


i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via fake-mermaid)


we’d be perfect together why do I have to be ugly and why do u have to be famous

(via ashtonstawp)

  • teacher: do you understand now?
  • me: yeah, totally
  • teacher: walks away
  • me: the fuck did she just say


when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you


(Source: precumming, via churchsext)