• me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

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a question to the skate board side of tumblr

grinderman2:

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

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unclefather:

me: can we stop at mcdonalds on the way home

mom: no we have food at the house

me: driver roll up the partition please

kuueater:

kuueater:

why do dads always just want tools for father’s day

what are they building

image

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feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

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rally-dawson:

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

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sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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