poetic:

If you don’t know the difference between lose and loose then yes.

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via jesussbabymomma)

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via 5secondsofhotaussies)

ashrwns:

it’s like puberty is only focused on Luke Hemmings not that i’m complaining but i would like to get some puberty action as well

(via imintothebassist)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via fake-mermaid)

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(via imintothebassist)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via fake-mermaid)

irweed:

we’d be perfect together why do I have to be ugly and why do u have to be famous

(via ashtonstawp)

  • teacher: do you understand now?
  • me: yeah, totally
  • teacher: walks away
  • me: the fuck did she just say

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(Source: precumming, via churchsext)